You receive a holocat from someone using the name Satoshi Nakamoto. (It’s like any other e-hologram, but this one is shaped like a cat.) You open the holocat by booping its nose.

—“Bitcoin is not dying, but it needs your help. Don’t forget the cat.” – Satoshi Nakamoto

—Satoshi? The Satoshi? No, it couldn’t be. They’ve been presumed dead for over a century.

Haven’t they?

Holocat: “You better get to work. I can help, but you have to start meow.”