—DEBORAH CHUNK: “These documents expose the alleged lies of Thomas Vanderpoole in a way that is certainly historic. It’s all very scandalous. The first thing people will want to know is whether you acted alone. The second is where you got your information.”

—You tell her about Holocat and Holocat only. You lie and say the information was delivered directly to you and Mike Ramen by someone claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto, who you suspect is actually a hacker collective. This last point causes Thomas Vanderpoole to call directly into the show while you’re still on it.