Intro

—THOMAS VANDERPOOLE: “My family is Satoshi Nakamoto! Do you see what this hootenanny just said? They just admitted to being hackers, working for a collective that only uses the name Satoshi Nakamoto to claim a legacy that is rightfully mine. This scoundrel forged those photos to undermine the protests of bitcoiners who are rightfully upset about the elimination of block rewards!”

—Thomas Vanderpoole continues to throw two century-old insults at you. He calls you a varmint, a rapscallion, a yellow belly, a greenhorn, and more. You almost feel bad for him. His family was undeniably important to Bitcoin’s history, even if their claims about Satoshi Nakamoto are transparently fake.